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Speedhunters Went Dark
Stories
Speedhunters Went Dark
Stories

Speedhunters quietly went dark this spring, and suddenly a lot of morning rituals lost their favorite scroll. The money stopped, the posts stopped, but car culture didn’t. It spilled into YouTube garages, IG feeds, and scrappy blogs that keep the hunt alive.

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Paddle out. Even if it looks bad.
Opinion, 997
Paddle out. Even if it looks bad.
Opinion, 997

I don't surf, but a friend once told me something about surfing that changed how I think about life. "Paddle out. Even if it looks bad." I'm in my mid-30s now, and I've spent way too many years making excuses not to pursue my passions — especially driving. We're not going to live forever, and if we don't do the things that bring us joy even when the opportunity is right there, we're bound to die even sooner.

Opinion, 997
Little Bastard Helped James Dean Search for Something Real
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Little Bastard Helped James Dean Search for Something Real
Stories

I used to think James Dean was just another Hollywood rebel who got addicted to cars. Then I learned about his relationship with Little Bastard, his Porsche 550 Spyder, and realized he was just trying to feel whole (like most of us).

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E36

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How to Install an Aftermarket Steering Wheel with No Airbag Lights and a Working Horn in an E36
Maintenance, E36
How to Install an Aftermarket Steering Wheel with No Airbag Lights and a Working Horn in an E36
Maintenance, E36

Who knew getting an aftermarket horn button to work in an E36 would be so challenging? This guide will walk you through the process step-by-step, ensuring you can complete the installation WHILE maintaining the functionality of your horn and avoiding SRS (airbag) system errors.

Maintenance, E36
How to Reset the BMW E36 Oil Service Light with a Paperclip
Maintenance, E36
How to Reset the BMW E36 Oil Service Light with a Paperclip
Maintenance, E36

The BMW E36 is a (shitbox) classic car (sometimes) cherished by enthusiasts worldwide. If you've completed the oil change yourself, you can easily reset the oil service light with a paperclip.

Maintenance, E36
Complete Guide: E36 BMW Power Steering Hose and Reservoir Replacement (+3 Pro Tips)
Maintenance, E36
Complete Guide: E36 BMW Power Steering Hose and Reservoir Replacement (+3 Pro Tips)
Maintenance, E36

This guide provides a step-by-step process for refreshing the power steering hoses and reservoir of a BMW E36, ensuring smooth operation and preventing leaks (for now).

Maintenance, E36

997

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How to Drive a Modern Porsche 911 Fast
997
How to Drive a Modern Porsche 911 Fast
997

After switching from an E36 M3, which was diabolically fun and easy to drive fast, I’ve learned there’s something uniquely challenging (and rewarding) about driving a Porsche 911 quickly.

997
Porsche 997.1 Common Torque Specifications (Maintenance & DIY Jobs)
997
Porsche 997.1 Common Torque Specifications (Maintenance & DIY Jobs)
997

Nothing fancy. We’ve gathered every common 997.1 DIY spec, from wheel bolts to water-pump screws, in both ft-lbs and Nm, each paired with its source link.

997
Paddle out. Even if it looks bad.
Opinion, 997
Paddle out. Even if it looks bad.
Opinion, 997

I don't surf, but a friend once told me something about surfing that changed how I think about life. "Paddle out. Even if it looks bad." I'm in my mid-30s now, and I've spent way too many years making excuses not to pursue my passions — especially driving. We're not going to live forever, and if we don't do the things that bring us joy even when the opportunity is right there, we're bound to die even sooner.

Opinion, 997
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